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December 30, 1937     The Catalina Islander
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PAGE TWELVE Refined ( rude Can't Fool a Wife An habitual celebrant crept stealth- ih+ into his house one night, but des- l/~te his caution, fell and broke the emI,ty he was carrying in his hip pocket. He was sufficiently lucid to realize that first aid should be applied to the cuts which resulted, and accord- ingly backed tip to a mirror aim ap- plied a generous dressing of adhesive tape. As his wife showed no signs of hav- ing been awakened when she roused him next morning with, "So you came h-me (h'unk again last night f" "Why, my dear, what in the w,.)rl(l ~ave you that idea ?" "If y(a~ were sober, will yOtl please explain how the adhesive tape got all over the mirror?" .~ ~ ~ Wrong Pew '~ -~ "l'w,) men left a hanquet t()aether; they had (lined cxceptiunallv xx;ell. \~hen vuu vet home, sam one, ff v