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PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA ISLA | "- puv'r ,,NaS ,. ^ sT= I ReflneI Crude ! e Was Happy f/~---- "I heard your husband singing this morning." "Is that so?" WITHIN REACH OF EVERYONE "Yes, and it sounded like 'I ain'ta goin'terwork no more, no more!'" I] ] arkrless l e: BthCan"PP'~lt The main difference between a girl ~~I I~L.~~ chewing her gum and a cow chewing her cud, is that the cow generally looks ~t, thoughtful, ~-Williams Purple Cow. First Scott--I saw ye at the bank, the'*. 1"' " yesterday. Second Scott--Ave. whom you worked before "~" | II First Scout--Did yeput in some to cook? S #e'd|11 help put things in a stew. [ [[ Second Scott--Nae. First Scott--Take some oot? | ~[ Second Scott--Nat. "And you say you have tBe:~ II First Scott--Then ye borrit some nightmare every nignt?" the d0eW | II money ? Second Scott--Nat. quired. "What is it?" ed' 4| II T First Scott--Then what did re? The suffering man answer ' | II Second Scott--I fillet lnv foontain dream that I'm married." _ ,~ | II i TUBE , S AND LOUD SPEAKER pen.--Kablegram. " "Ah, hum !" the doctor grunted" | [[ whom?" , d' I II i A girl in |ohannesburg recently ran"To my wife," tile patient expl~" [ [[ Also Sold on Our Easy Payment Plan for fifty-six ;niles. The report doesn't --Pathfinder. I II [ Let Us Demonstrate say whether the man got away or nOt.wisdomFrom Back Seat' WELL NAMED 1111[I [1 CATALINA HARN/IRE COMPANY A Texas.attorney had orated for -- --d ,, nearly an hour, apparently without getti, ng anywhere. At length he stop- ped and then said in impressive tones: I I ause, to ask myself a question. A voice from back of the hall shout- [ RADIO SETS and STORAGE BATTERIES ed: "Better not. You'll only get a fool answer.--Kabtegram. 1 Rebuilt and Repaired by Our EXPERT Absurdity of Love The only semblance of romance that [ Call Here for Your Copy of Radio Doings 11 Free for the Asking weathers the honeymoon is where the husband or wife are wealthy. For, t take it from me, poverty and romance never were, and never will be, running i )(~OOC~O0~O0:~OOC~O(]C~;~O0(~ mates. What woman's love can survive 0 dirty dishes three times a day ?--Edith Ellis, playwright. 0 he label "U )~~l~~~1"-" ~t,lpr ~, ~~Ei~ wasA KansaSnot h, yingfl'rmeretteeggs whereWhselt shouhLturkev Hrst Tramp--W'y does de feller~ ~ de(.ided to find its nest and followed call Joe de Missing Link9 .,1~ | the I)ird down a pasture, where she ~:~.oond Traml)--'Cos he escape / lost sight of It. Tim farmerette saw~= ham g~_h~. | a large hawk hovering a little ahead 1 turkey flapping its whigs to keep the ~(~UI~~ i hawk from a prairie chicken's nest. There was one turkey egg with fifteen lyrairle chicken eggs in the nest, over hen was sitting. " i , ronghold 0veral , I[ i IENDAN SHIP, T: / He: Your extravagance is drivln~ ~ -f~lll You Can't go rong on this %h;7%.. ,oor .,,.0,o.,. ,..r,v- I ! 0 LOS ANGELEsCombinatiOnpRICES, OF , lag me In=she. } k tMgl t ll$I ., .,,u,,..,,m.o o, ,. ot. wo I / ! COURSE. bad removed from her stomach seven- teen keys, two coins, thr. safety- I / ~(IP ~.~ i several operations she made a rapid recovery. The Best Reason for Buying in Avalon g 116 Sumner Avenue, Opposite Atwater Hotel clothes,SecndyoungHandman?Dealer--Any old Around the Corner---But is Pays to Walk. Our Hero--Yes, but I have to wear them a few months yet. ~ ~-g~ ! I