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PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA ISLANDER [],,,, II Comprising the Latest and in Living Room and Dining Room Sets TOMORROW Refined Crude Harriet Barnett Press . t.e dOtl~ I anl gl~ulg- to dr, what ought to u r.~aalll9 I'm going to finish the things I've u~.l~,~' I'm going to quit ;tll the waiting 1 veu,. still' Bef,)re e'er the dillllllillg of tOlUurrOW ~ 1 u e all av TOlllIJVU!W. [I)II~.IM'I'IlV~ I ~.," d$~' The Old Reliable Nuisance Thought ......... "ow is :si~. a:other ,,e~0d~, "Have.~,'~tl allY. alarln clocks?" ill-That passes us by_ just the same asaway. quired the CtlSbmlel-. "De'hat [ want And tt)u>,rrow is always just so far iS Olle thatwill arotlsC father without The t,mt-rr.ws we're seeking sotuehOW ~' waking tile whole family." dawn 'n pa#' For our promise today is something,t a~ "[ d,m't kllow of any stlch alarlll And tomorrow is gone long 'fore were th~. clock as that, tlla(tanl," said the nlail For where we are seeking it never is behind the counter. keep just the ordinary kind that will wake the ~A~hy should we require su ,lluch ot u~ll0 whole family with~mt disturbing father." Today we are here--and tomorrOW ktlows --\Vheeler's "~ Just what the fates rule--whu may slay #d whu goes. "Vv'here did you go when y~m were tlt) in tile airplane?" "q~/hy do we eternally procrastinate late, "(~osh, I don't know. I wasn't driv- ToUntd, urrow's ....... becomeke to thebut faCta dill,h's ;eO~te;ff:yff, ing the tiling." The flowers we'd pluck are all faded a One Thrill More ~gercUrY "But," said the cautious screen star No Novelty to Him whO who was about to l/erf(,rnl an appar- A doctor was examining a man,.~e, entlVrope should,dangernSbreak ?"feat' "suppose the had. c:)me, t,, him for the firStoke( Li~'~t, Satisfied at last, the doctor lo . ~e "By George !" cried tile director, him gravely. 'You are in bad shave0y, "That's a a~,~od idea!"--Aulerican Le- gion Weekly. he said. "~Vhat you need is a sea age. Can you manage it?" ,'1' "Oh, yes," replied the patient, j#t The origin and true significance of second mate on tile Anna 31arie~20N. some famous nlottoes are obscure to in from Hongkong."--gouth's illany casual readers, but a recent es- pan'on. say by" an English schoolboy makes one royal "slogan," as we call it here- No Such Person '* uit ,e f~x'ftL abouts, lucidly plain. The subject of Thomas was not v. !" ;-. ""'t he d the essay was tile incidelSt of Sit W'al- with his rich tmcle. In' yam dtt I1 Ooasonahlv Price ter ,(aleigh sl,reading his cloak across try t,, npress him but the old ,tit the puddle so that Queen Elizabeth " was not easily imprest, to couht step over said puddle dryshod.One eveninff the young: man w.ev-t, he TERMS IF DESIRED The essay stuck bravely to tilt- con- his uncle's h,m,e for a call, and iv-' vcntional inci,lents of tile story" until o,urse of omversati,m asked: A be it came to the grande finale: "FAiza- "[Tncle, don't you think it wotd~' .. beth turned to the Knight anti said,rather foolish for me to marry .a ~1,[I 'Sir \VaI~:er, I have nlade a mess of who was intellectually mv inferi,r~[,a~ CATALINA HARDWARE COMPANY ,our co, F;Ut l~.aleigh drew hinl-"\\;orse than foolish, Thonlas* ':, self up nol/h' and speaking in his the reldY. "\V, wse than foolish''~ courtly l:rench refilled, 'Men l)ieu,p,~ssible."--Stlccess Magazine. men droit!' which means in F, nglish, 'My God! you're right!'" Little Mickev seemed to be t~t~a~0. THE S VICE to make high enough to be'Pt# aTade Her Long Suit meted fr,,m the fil'~t grade and O~e Cook--"l can't break tile ice, mum." caused:~ his nlother milch worry, a~"J~.. Mistress--"That is very stran*ze, night when Little Mickey was -aid: "Tommy Jones," she said, "What etch ntentber of the family, he sa?~e Bridget. l)id you try letting it fali?" t,~ say his prayers, his mother ~ r~IY --Boston Transcript. "Mickey, dear. youare breaktngfirst The Difference grade so long." -de" Littie Mickey went on with his. P~ 0o A teacher was conducting a lesson er and after asking Go l's blesstr~g;d: in history. was there about George VVashingt,m " ear God, please help mc out of v, which distinguished him from all other first grade!" ME 1 fanl,U,s Americans ?" I A]~I~ "He didn't lie," was the proml)t an-Watch the world come to Catal'"a' ."It l'q O swer.--Ligonrian. PEOPLE OF OUR TO One of Those Hats He--"Then yell like the idea of n/y C'd 2. '2 " ~ ? I I eo.,ing ,,l,t ,.tho,,t a hat ?" Shc--"\Vell, it isn't that; but I'd So~)ner see V(~II with,,ut a hat than wear,no the sort of hat you wouhI wear if you w,)re a hat !"--The Passin~ Show. I Simple Division You will find good- looks and Husband (going through house- 'Y keeping accounts): "But what is the I durability combined in our bal= I earthly use of running accounts with ,, four grocers ?" loon cords and sweaters, w~f~: "Welt, you see, dear, it makes the bills so much smaller !"--The Pass- i i Middies and real serge skirts Mo,. ,.,oo. A traveler called at a Paris hotel for the girls too, and don't forget and inquired what the rates were. "Thirty francs for a room on the Ithe shOes" Ifirst flOOr' twenty francs fOr the sec- i end, and ten francs for the third," said the proprietor. The traveler thanked him and turn- ed to go. "Doesn't that please you?" asked HEYWOOD,S the hotel proprietor. "Yes, your prices are all right," said the traveler, "but your hotel isn't high '' The Best Reason for Buying in Avalon 116 Sumner Avenue, Opposite Atwater Hotel I! "The human anatomy is a wonder- fM bit of mechanism." Around the Corner--But is Pays to Walk. "Yes, pat one kind of man on the back and you'll make his head swell." tlve ls that he Must have been dr01 --Cincinnati Enquirer. on his Bean whel~ a Babe.