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September 10, 1924

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PAGE TWELVE [] oll SQUARE CAKE PLATES PIE PLATES UTILITY DISHES PUDDING DISHES SET OF SIX CUSTARD CUPS AND VARIOUS OTHER THE CATALINA Should S~y Not. Refined Crude She's pretty, bright, And really very clever; Her eyes may shine, et~ But not her nose--oh, 1~711 1 q ,, Not Such a Worse ld Ihmk up, old boy, said tllC~J ] Musical Hint chap. "We'll go down to the;4 | A diver is sipging songs under cink, get a pair of skates SlIE~I I water at the \Vembley Exhibition. our troubles." ..I : That seems to be the proper place "Good scheme," exclaimed IO~ , to sing some of the songs inflictedsick friend. "Last time I ~'f~! on the public recently.--London Humorist. there I was unconseimls f~ l~,.t,. hours. '--American l,egion IV~'-| I)$~' She--I wonder if you remember -~ :l ~Afor~ me? Years ago yot~ asked I'he to Sidewalk Hit Him.~P'~'[ ~[ marry you. Weary Willie--I -or old | ~-~se~ The Absent-Minded Professor-- ceived a severe fall t'other dal:| Gargoyle.Ah yes, and did you ?--Michiganplen_~_~ Gratl---~" po~5'!:}Pel;!) e~l'2~--;~Hn ": :, 'x'-!(a:,!l:t~!e~1 ~l~'~Cl tot s..s it',, ,,e ..:e he,0'| II vo,, n,a rv a man ah,e t',,.a, a.eo."_____ A If' to reform him ?" " there isn't one of then] that suits me the way he is now."--London Opinion. There is another world For all that live amt move--a better| ( one ! ! " \ Where the proud bipeds, who would i fain confine } )" Infinite Goodness to the little bounds Of their own charity, mav envy thee! " "--Southev. Grammar "Dad ! -Are politics plural ?" No. my boy-. There lsn t anythmg in tile worhl more sin~ular."--Sydney USEFUL ARTICLES. Bulletin. WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY and SATURDAY Sam Wanted a Mouthful B Ide-Elect: I think we ~t ~|| Sam Simpson appeared at a local married at high noon.Don '| || SEPTEMBER 10, 11, 12 and 13. sandwich place the other day and ask- dear? laIR! II ed for a ham sandwich. Sa,n said: Happy Man: ~,.e. rhat,,"[~ // "Bread thin, please, and a mouthful of certified before the bank 1oIIsL= -- .... O ham !" us time to have your fatheIall ~'- I // LI II %\ mouthful of ham!" exclaimed tile { ATALINA HABDWABE BOMPANY "Yoll nlean VOtl want a What EveryHusbandKn0~! II ~hole ham--~[ it's to fill vonr mouth." It always makes 1 H His wtfey howl, / 11 Hi Fun For him to use | I I t-larpv:]sthereahvphenindunlb- Her best g-uest twel" / II bell ? " ' ~ Sam: No, I don't think so. * A Wish. | l1 1~~ Harpy: \,'hat do they grab it by ~[~ then? -At,~ust Boys' Life. " In4~enteyoPeStnefdh~ umbre111bl May yours he upheld ,~,~ 1 Teacher--You'll ha~ e to stav in after | o Bathing Caps 0 " lesson. You didn't loci~te a single one "You saly he is a modern balff~. | | of the cities. "In every .sense of the word."| | \Villie--I can't locate them, "but I"For instance?" .l)~l~! | kno'a how to ttlne ill on the whole "He was nurtured in t~n lncll,vjitl| | i PeroCe.t 0,f i blamed lot.--American Legion W'cekly. and lulled to 81ee, wil~h , radlo ,v l Ibrick blackin'Jarge :Farmer: n,eonto eve.. face " Ole Jarge it."--Puneh. Never "How wi' cow ?'' her did ]Do had tail .re This a come way so I obY ' tie({, f' that i ck- a b~'."'~" II -- '['~*S I[ BOOS'rEG~~L'L I~UU" I I'" "/4 II " IWkDI.OCV- ~I'JL]_ ' '1 1 '| i All Set I ~O.~:~ II ALL ~ Irate I:athcr--I never heard of such [ LOTS O~ Ig~,l~_Ft, Teot. 14~..LP%~ I! a nerve. A man in vour position ask- ~ ~I.~S O'T~.~.~". ~_.~t~OO'q ~ 1| "i AIHINI SUITS iing fOrnW dat'ghter;s hand' t In Suitor--'Oh, my position isn't so bad. ~ ba, e ,~,,~,~,~o,," on one s~ae ana the' ~"""=" '" I ~?Y_,"~.'|I Charlie--q'hat ho se knows as much 6;, Ii as l do. . * 1 Mattv--\Vell, don't tell anybody. ON ~C~t4O/~t., ~-~A~,'t~ *~';"f You m~ht want to sell him some day. i .ere's yo; c[ ? kt get a real ! Good-by, Forever Liza: "An' do'n' 3"0' come back here till vo' gets yo' a job." Rastus: "All right. An' don' yo' 1 as low as $3.,~S I blame me if y' nevah sees nm n nm'''She The(adoringly)VOlce :--"Itf AuthoritYnmst be aw- fully nice to be ",vise and know --oh-- !ttx\II 0 "~ 0~e~y~h'~ He (a graduate):--"lt is."--Boston Transcript. Are you a spoo - d t " . n o Read page four of this issue. 116 S er Hotel / / Around the Corner--But is Pays to Walk. Magazines, newspapers, candies, etc., ! at WINDLE'S NEWS STAND. .......................... ............................ ~IH illlllUI IIIIII I