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i/ / PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA ISLAII ! Imported Joke. .t04 | Refined Crude Brother---What did you saY ~ I ()nix" thanked him frr| -_ i ing up my hundbag. ~tl 1[" ,le,r YFI learn not to lie -,) 1)eqstly grate~u" ! For Small Game I?~t't done llOVll(ltl3"s. 1 Cnstomer--I want a fly swatter. Clerk--Sorry, madam, we do ---""~'7~__. ~ ,,Ill not carry @erring goods.--Boston TOt.U ' '- "rH S ."l ~ .=i - = ~ = -Pranscnpt. THIN jd| Mrs. A. Axter wife of the assist- It ~//~7"~ ~,%- ,',',',',',',',','~1 Jack tell ~li ~iC I I I ant sl clarinet'ist' is a Russ'Zn I . ''' "'~" '.st we,~ 7~ ~ o Re uce an i', , t,: lady. Zhhough she has been inl i t!/, ~L~] you wr* .Ji s America some t,,entyyears, her vo- I rst "'1 cabulary in English is still limited. I)~ +,'0'!1 t~ll~at~ .d loved? #1 ,,, Some (lays ago she ,,.as going to I(% I'II. DVtN si," "i-. i pectcd niece. She toht the writer I.~llli~_'~ Bobble: ~ ~ she was going to meet her nephew. II~'llitlgYllteLtl he lied to 1~I II Upon bcin.~ asked if it was a boy ]~ \gl[~,.~ at ,he Sp~ti u she saint: hc i-s ,,,I II I Ch .o.,. ~: I~',-'' Poor Company ~~oday, .~ I "Yes, Your Honor, he neglected Except at Night, I u A baby's presence in a hol~e I II me shamefully. \Vhv, he never was Vill always bring delight, u at tmmc." " Except, Of course, when it tg~ I a your evcnintzs all b',' yourself?" ,ira! OH' PC" Tit'\V-w-we"[' l ha(lBits (London,. }we goldfish." Impossible. ,t,lffil" II Ii C,,ee,.,, mY }l I Tit for Tat , ell'q,, in .g,..': ah. u,,t II WE ARE OFFERING "You simph, cannot find a maid folh)w my advice and eat more ~I II I who is honest. That one you re- --at least two a day. TheY a l II TEN EACH OF THESE ARTICLES commended just left and took with secret of life. .o#1 II her nine of my towels." Invalid--But how do you keep~" ! I1 FOR A FEW DAYS "/hev were those Pulhnan car towels "which I bronght back from j_~|g ess than ular Cash Price Hood--[PresenCesaw vouEXplainedin church last doFirstYOU lh.e?Tr,unp__i a|n't gt n.:d;}t/ .,,~ |/ Su,,~av ,,,o,,~ng: ~'o ~e,,,,,,d t,'an,p--ana ,,,h~'~ ~ !/ I I]ATA~WAB~PANY !~o~ v. a.tv A ~ "'.~.>.,~, q,. Gear--Yes. I had a bad knock in iff~ i/ mv engine. What was the matter with your car ?--Boston Transcript.gether; we're purdners. Polite Under Temptation Aunt--And were vou a very good ~~ ~ o,.,, oo,'! 1 little gM at church" this morning? OHA~a. , ] = offered me a big plate of n,oney, ik-~ ol~.r~.(~fll change ,, and I said, "No, thank you." t, evlu m =======0~========'=='=~,=~ ~...~,..o...o., =..,. .... oo,..o,.. 1'~7" ~ thing. It 0 0M'arjOrie (gOing tO bed)--''MOth- ~" ~/~'JG~ h a" be'n tll~i~:da yar er, 1 necdn't brush the tooth the dentist is going to pull to-morrow, hadea 0 Bathing Ca[ s 0needI?''-BstnTranscript" ~..,1 ~4~askHk inch. to0P't~- Suitor--Do VOtl think ,.,our sister '~ / takeethOme ,Itt~ }ohnnv---I don't think she could ,, ! 33~PercelltO|f l~'~'~'tt'~';~''''''n~t'~: ,,,,, beauty shop char)es her quite a lot 'o~ then,. LLB00STER sAYS Where Have You Been, Buck? "Yes," said his proud mother, "Buck U is such a v.ood body amt so fond of ~0~ dumb animals. \Vh,:. only last night I [ ~ i=OL~$ v4~O't4~VE ~OV~9~q heard him say" in his sleep. 'Feed theAW~"/FR.OI~ ~ERF. F1K~O.O~-14'" kitty. Feed the kitty." ALL . z t c,t .o PLACE. r$ i "'-- U~,,,O~O--O'~ i AIHING SUII A colored sohtier was walking post ~I'4D I~O~/F. ~,CK qP "1~4E" l'or the first time in his life. A (lark '1~.~'./ ~K ~l~Eg "Xlb~4~t$ NI41~. form apl)roached him. "Halt !" he "~4ia, ~ "1~4~.~t,~. ,~14"( ~kW cried in a threatening tone. "\Vho ;ire~3F_~ER ~)4E~ ! / VO/l ?" The O. D. advanced, but bcfore he had proceeded half a dozen steps the dusky sentinel again cried: "Halt!" "This is the second time yon're halt- i ;AcNTiktN ! ed me, observed the O. 1). ',hat Here's yo get a real " ' " "; arc you going to do next ?" "Never you mind what Ah's senna do. Ma orders are to call 'Halt !' three times, den shoot."--Evervbodv's Stranger--\Vhat is the most promi- nent woman's club in town? HEYWOOD'S 0 Native--San,e as any town--the roll- ing pin. Look Out ! 'Arty ! 0 2:?~tv~7::nfo~lB;:il~:en/Iv, on 0''SO yu have been married herre'Mrs. Smith ?" 1111 Su pleases 'eaven to take this one, I know Around the Corner---But as Pays to Walk where I can lay me 'ands on a fourth." --London Mail