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PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA IsLANDIng II Wl-I/entilat/ng Shades fir more porch comfort Refit Crude t4c who lives for himself and sell: alone is a successful failure. Something Horrible She was teaching the Odyssey and asked a young Swmnl,scotter what a harpy was. He replied: ",'~ harpy is a monster with a face like a woman, only more horrible. -Times. CONTEMPLATION ]3y A. Y. O. One day, as I sat and pondered, \Vitb nothing whatever to do, My mind and 1 got cbumniY thro0gh' On the things that we've passed \Velllused on the beauties of Nature, On good friend~ we have and ~[ave l~ad; ]gut were forced to admit That in doin~ otlr b+t that are bad' \\'e are b~,und doWll by things \Vewere not a wee bit dtshearteued' For we were able t~ see That ill doing ourbit, \Vith a ti~rht up mr lip, judge it, And doing what's right, as we . \Ve bad a faculty ltOt bound a hi, t, For our spbit, o'ur spirit, is free. Evil CommunicationS^.,ba u "And ne,er let me see Yterniy.c" 4~Wll~r is that wJlen a nlan's enlbar- rassed'he usually hides his hands in here again" said the judge,- ., the VENTILATING his pockets, and when a wc~nan is era- The prisoner looked abqttt',,ers, at barrassed she usually pokes her nose jnrv, at the jndge, at the /a~f wont up in the air?" asks Sanddab Harry. tile court clerks, and replied: o' bad come back, sir; I'll keep ut.n Ad" That's an Idea COmlJanv."--Pittsburgh Chrlstza "MORE HOME TO THE HOUSE" .Mendicant (to passer-hv)--Have vocate. pity on a poor unfortunate, sir. ~ "The AEItOLUX VENTILALIN0 8HAllE8 ,a,,..I"asser-Bv-Begging'Snlv man. against tile Overheard on. the'boardwalk:t is .~u~"ll Mem'ticant--Yes sir; bnt charity only vacatmn we ever geszobi. .rt_g at father wants to go tuna ~'" ain't.--Paris Le Pele-Mele. " Catalina."- ..... [::;:t Yo:~; eP:o~Cahn~lnta?ry? Extra Room, insure privacy, and Bring the Ham~er Psychological . thing tc First" Visitor--"My dear, these cakes Iqrst Angler--"The wors~ -t ~e Special "10 per cent Reduction in Price, authorized by are as hard as stone." ahout being a fisherman is.t ;ar." ,