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PAGE TWELVE i " A New iJ ! ust .Arrtved ! sh, .t I Of Ikldge and Stand Lamps in Early American Design and With ! Plain or Colorful Decorations Priced From $239 to $749 zi il !Catalina Hardware Cmpany i may be ths soul of wit, but it is also the secret of success in Our New Men's Shorts. Priced at $1.25 and ideal for swimming, if you have young ideas be sure and see them. ' l HEYWOOD'S / The Hotel St. Catherine, Avalon Mr. Merchant: This small tyIe hat caught your eye Many of our readeTs have read this ad. Confider the value d this space to your bu.itteas if the proper type were used, cortec'tly display- ed. If your metchandite is worth telling to a friend or neighbor tell him about it in this space. "Eliminate mainland competition by consiatent adverthins." Refined ( rude Tester Tested The boy was probably mentally deft- cient, and an examination was indi- cated. "How many ears has a cat ?" queried the psychologist. "Two," replied the lad instantly. "And how many eyes has~. eat?" "Two." "And how many legs has a cat?" "Say, D~3c," asked the boy, "did'nt you ever see a cat ?"--Mental Health. A little mite of a man applied to the foreman of a gang of stvedores for a job. "Aw, you're too small," said the foreman. "Give :ne a chance," argued the little fellow. "All right," agreed the foreman. "We're loading three-hundred-pound anvils anvils in the hold of that ship. Get to work." Everything went all right until about ten o'clock, when the foreman heard a loud splash and a yell for help. Running to the gangplank he saw his newly-acquired helper l~obbing up and down in the water. "Hel'p!" yelled the wee one, and under he went. He came up spluttering. "Help!" he gargled, and again he went under. He came up for the second time. "Help !" he yelled. "If someone doesn't throw me a rope in I'll drop this darned anvil."--All Boloney. She's Been There "I heard your daugher speaks Es- peranto. Does she speak it fluently ?" "Just like a native."--Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. Dan: "Is that the bride-to-be?" Fan: "No, that's the one that tried to bey Beauty on the Farm A great movement is on in rural America toward beautfying the farm. --The Country Home. Is your brother a musician ? Is he! Why at the age of three he played on the linoleum. Clever Old ,Greeks Aeschylus, who lived 500 years be- fore Christ, said: "Few men have the natural strength to honor a friend's success without envy."--The American Magazine. Choose your wife rather by your ear than your eye. A man's best fortune or his worst is a wife. An obedient wife commands her hus- band. An immoral bachelor makes a jealous husband. It's hard to wive and thrive both in a year. Fie who does not honor his wife, dis- honors himeself. Never seek a wife till you ken what to do with her~ --Tennyson. Talkie 1;roubies When the talkies brought speech to the movies, they also brought confu- sion to Hollywood.--Collier's Weekly. An urn which, according to its in- scription, once held the ashes of the daughter of Marcus Aurelius was dis- covered recently near Rome. Aurelius ruled ancient Rome during part of the second century. The worst of it all is that a country has to be saved for the good-for-no- things as well as the worth-whiles. If there is anything that you wish to sell or rent; or that you desire to secure, such as a house or lot, or a desirable business sLte~ try an Adlet on page 7 of The Catalina Islander. THE CATALINA 15I"4 Not That Kind ~;,~[ "Has George marticulated Ye~.~,l~ the question put to Mrs. Newj~ | with a son at colle,~e. ,.a~ Oh no, came the reply, ~,o~ at all that kind of boy."-~KaP~'! | First Boxer: "I feel sorry | I was born with boxing II hands." Second Boxei-: "Yeah ? going to die the same way." Do yott know that Avalon of the finest all-year Pacific Coast ? Every Maximum Comb is fully buffed and polished ol even between the teeth. why Maxinmm Combs easily through your scratch your scalp. " IOe all t np THE II LANI] SEND THE ISLANDEB SOME FRIEND Wl-10 KNOWS CATALIN/i HAS YOUR SUBSCRIPTION EXPIRED? YOU NEED ISLANDER Spend Your with your home feet chants. They help the taxes, keep up schools, build roads, make this a worth while. You find the advertising of best ones in this