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112CATALINA AVENUE 7 FRESH FRY ITS -- VEGETABLES -- MEATS AND GROCERIES A COMPLETE FOOD STORE all year service yAP THE JA~S. 7 BR!NG IN Y?,HR ,FATS. ~~ If IBterested in Avalon --Read THE CATALINA ISLANDER ' i i Refil Orud A salesman became tired of his job and joined the police ~force. Several months later a friend asked how he liked his new position. "Well." he re- plied, "the pay is fair and the hours satisfactory, but what I like best is the fact that the customer is always wrong." .In one recent survey of 1,0000 people, says a University of Wisconsin pub- lication, 55 per cent of women were found to be wearing shoes that fit only fairly well; 46 per cent of the men were not well fitted; and 27 per cent of the children were "poorly fit- ted." The customer pointed to tile Chinese characters on his laundry ticket and asked the Chinaman, "Is that my name ?" "No name, discliption," the China- man answered. !'Means bald oI' man, closs eyed, -lo teet'."--Wall Street Journal. Fatfier: Wasn't that young Jones 1 saw downstairs last night ? Daughter: Yes, Dad. Father: I thought ] issued an in- junction against his seeing you any more Daughter : Yes, l)ad. But he ap- pealed to a higher court--and Motber said, "Yes" Judge to prisoner : "What's your name and occupation and what are you charged with ?" Prisoner: "My name is Sparks. I'm an electrician and I'm charged with battery." Judge: "Officer, put this man in a dry cell and conduct him there by a short circuit." "Corp. Sap is a chump, He sends all his pay to a blonde he knows is two-timing him." "Why, the dame fool!" "Out with it!" said the officer, "If you can't say it, sing it." The sailor took a long breath and sang: "Should aukt acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind-- The Bosu.'a's Mate fell overboard--He's a half a mi~e behind !" --Buy That Extra Bond--NOW-- sworn, personalh, appeared P, rill and Frank "J. Moher kn to be the persons whose subscribed to the withiI~ and acknowledged to me that tented the same. IN WITNESS hereunto set my hand and e,fficial seal the (lay and . ccrlificatc first above written. (SEAL) r~ 1 ' Ra~,t'S] aKt : : i/ (('] l!b a etai ~ame goiuV oq t)eh/nd. I I II WIN YOUR RACE Fred Nix attd For Business Supremacy Notary Pnblic ~an state By Advertising,~aid County al~u . ~,~ My Commission expires Mar~' *'" ,~t~ " " 'Published luh, : 12-19- ~~ it Pav~ to Advertise If you don t trade in Avalon we all " "----'-- We ~11 lose money. If you don't trade in Avalori Help for Radio Owner "-" --[ lose nlonev. Whelher your radio needs circuit I becking, speaker adjustmen|, or one ] M A K -. ormore ,bes ICE CREAM What ever your trouble--you will [ Athome An flavor~Delici [ find our service i,romi~ and reason- ] -- y - ~ [ able. I --Smooth -- No ice crysta~.~. 1~ i After 6 p. m. and Sundays ] cooking --- No re-whiPpln.16 ne: [ AVALON RADIO SERVICE I Scorched flavor--Easy~'!?,~ sive--20 recipes in each D.CrVfr I Rear of 305 Beacon St P.O. Box48 I age. Please send this ad to b~ Phone 135-W Avalon, Calif. [ full-size sample offer, or from your grocer. .-.~I LONDOND gI Brand Homemade Ice Crear STABILIZER LONDONDERRY --'a~ ri4~ SAN FRANC~ MACHINIST ELECTi~iCIJd~/ E. If. ADKINS COMPLETE HOME APPLIAN,CE REPAIRING MARINE MECHANIC & ELECTRICAL REPAIRS 117 WHITLEY STREET PHONE: AvALOIq The Catalina Islander Subscription BI/ Suln~erlption Rates: Annually $2.00 Three Months 50 Six Months 1.00 Three years, in advance 5.00 Publisho of The Catalina Islander Avalon, Santa Catalina Island, Calitornia . -" Please enter my subscription/or Y he CatalinaIslander/w --'~rt ~ commenckzg lot u#iick ] ag" Name L Address "'" #ay yo~ $ in advance.