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i PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA I$1Y| ~ .. . -- -- " . " - ." :4~.~:4~.:~.~ AMERICA ! Sunbeam Automatic Refined 121rude eCOUntry, 'tis of thee, ! iMIX/ ASTER! t land of libertY, / Of thee I sing; . c ~" Land where my fathers; . , ft Land of the Dil~runS P.~ Not an Accident From every mountatn The cowpuncher had applied for a Let freedom ring! THE BEST FOOD MIXER MADE policy and the insurance agent was thee, ~ ~ ~ catechising him in the usual manner. "Have you ever met with any acci- Land of the noble, fre Thv name I love: ... The Most Powerful :i dents?" No,' said the cowboy, but I love thy rocks and r2~0,~ ~~ .~ added in an effort to give some help- Thy woods and temp,e tbtl Portable Mixer ful information, "A brouc kicked two tlesnake bit me in the ankle a couple Like that above. "" ~ of years ago." "My word!" faintly Available in either ivory-aud-~'~1 ~~:l~l |i~ ~ "don't you call these accidents?" Our father's God! to 'f~ cream or black-and-white finish. ~~~J ~:[!! ~." "Naw," said the knight of the brand- Author of liberty ing iron, "they done it a-purpose." .~ Complete with juice extractor,k~, ~1 ~ ~ ~ To Thee we sing! !.. strainer, two love- ll~"~J ffl'~ \~/ "~lW~w~ gl Long may our land be. bowls .......................... ~/d~,~U ~ ~L-...~i[Ir--q~ ~ Motor Cop: You were doing forty, With freedom's 'holy !l Protect us by Thy_rnll nla'anl. | Catalina Hardware Co. | Young Teacher: Fortv---oh, was I? Great God." our King Well, you were doing as much your- ----o~" Phone 400 , One Out, ..... . ." ". "" . : . .. : .~ self--so there,---Princeton Tiger. Doctor: "You want to cheer your- 'Ah, nladam," said the "I am going about self up as much as possible--sing at consolation to unha your work." Patient: "It can't be done; I'm a know where your hu glass blower." night ? .... Indeed, I ,to,' ~ You think you do, b Anything here, there, anywhere. gets out of the place w Some years after the battle of Wat-)~e has to raise a gr: erloo, when the. Duke of Wellingtonweighs a ton, and whe The Standard of Quality for Ladies' Rubber- was one of the best known men in soled Footwear. Let us show you the new " Europe, his face and figure familiar to hqe couldn't lift a scu~ millions, he attended a garden party. Birmingham Age-Herald. styles in Gaberdine or Peachskin, priced A stranger approached and, bowing, ~ .tgl at $1.95 and $2.25. White or colors with said: Golfer: Absolutely shC~l~e, j three heel heights. "Mr. Ramsbottom, I believe ?" never played so badly Dew, Me The Duke regarded him in silence Caddie: Oh! You 'ave ~ for a moment and then replied: "Well, fore, then !--London Marl; HEYWOODS'w T~ sir if you believe that, you would be- lCKl ~-~-'-'~'ESAYS-.-~ 9 . ', lieve anything. M Harold: "I'11 bet you would marry ~~ the biggest /ool in the world if he ~IVE MDUR MOMS" Dlib 1 ~J[ qLJ qLIF JIJF g~ only asked you. Across From the Arcad~-17 Years in Avalon t~lsie: Just ask me and see. 774' ~'/RS'T" PUBL/ -1,41 The Disti~ctlon KtdOg/~ ti/Ell~.~ HELP FOR EMPLOYERS California's Unemployment Reserves Commission has announced plans to out work of employers in this state more than half in reporting payroll data. Carleton B. Tibbetts, Los Angeles, wire represents large industry on the Conunission, stated the new method of reporting earnings data for more than 1,200,000 California workers, will be simplified so that carbon copies can be sent to the Commission. The carbon copies will be on a form furnished by the Commission, Form DE-352A, Which will be similar to form SS-2A, issued by the Social Se- curity Board, on which earnings data are furnished. California employers, Tibbetts said, may insert both forms in the type- writer, record the earnings of their employees, and then mail the informa- tion to the Social Security Board and the carbon copy to the Commission. For the first "six months of 1937, the transmitted earnings record will be for the half-year period. Tibbetts urged employers to wait for form DE-352A, before filling out the Social Security Board's form, in order to save duplication of effort. The Commission's form will be in the mails next week, it was announced. o- Sell Catalina---Buy Avalon THE SAN GABRIEL DAM CELEBRATION JULY 21 Completion of the San Gabriel Dam will be celebrated by a dedication pro- gram beginning at 2:30 P.M. Wednes- day, July 21, according to a resolution adopted by the Board of Supervisors. Following the adoption of the reso- lution the flood control and conserva- tion committees of the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce was asked to complete the details of the program. As adopted at a meeting of repre- sentatives of civic organizations in the county, co-unty officials and city of- ficials in the district at the Chamber, the dedication program will include short talks by leaders from San Gab- riel Valley cities, the state, the coun- ty, the government engineering corps and other organizations which have taken an active part in the building of the dam. Special i.nvitatiotls will be sent to mayors and chambers of commerce in the San Gabriel Valley. The program will be held at the dam site and park- ing arrangements will be completed to care for cars bearing 500., Fed Up A mother was singing her baby to sleep. "If I were a baby," said the in- fant's brother, age five, "I'd pretend to be asleep." Our Adlet Column helps. 'Icy it. HEADOUAIITER8 FOR Snn Tan Oils Sun Glasses Coea Cola - - - - - Phone36 Judge (as prisoner about to give evidence on his own behalf is sworn): "Have you a lawyer to represent you ?" Prisoner: "No. sir. I am going to speak the truth."--The Morning Post. YO/4 'A/O/JR Time and Change "What in the world has become of your watch ? The one you used to have laad a handsome gold case." "I know it did, .but circumstances alter cases."--Philadelphia Telegraph. Dilapidated Dodgework : "Pardon me, sir, but have you seen a policeman around here ?" Polite Pedestrian: "No. I'm sorry." Dilapidated Dodgework : "Thank you. Now, will you kindly hand over watch and purse?"---Scotsman, Edin- burgh. Tad Lewis says the mosquitoes are terrible up in the St. Joe vicinity this summer. They have formed a trust with the lightning bt~gs and work in pairs. The lightning bug lights up the place and the mosquito makes the excavation.--Kansas Exchange quoted in the Boston Transcript. Mote Apropos ! The notice in the rooms of the hotels which reads, "Have you left any- thing?" should be changed to "Have you anything left ?"---I)etroit Motorist. Boarder (on leaving): "Madam, I can testify that you are one of the most honest persons I have ever met." Landlady: "Thank you. I am glad to hear you say that." Boarder: "Yes, your honesty is con- spicuous on the very front of your house. Your sign says, 'Boaders taken in !' " Who is the friend who can impart A love that never seems to fail! The dog I He loves with all his heart And puts his soul into his tail! Catalina Island will give you the "rest of yottr lif0"--in whichever sense you choose to take i~. SIX CYLIN SENTENCE5 t~ By DR. JOHN W. Many a man llas point in ! There is nothing so lng and t A good way to tlte is to meals. ! Blessed is that boy ~ forgets not It It were as easY as to find faul find ourselves The highest art t practice the ! 1 ((~., 1928. Western h