Newspaper Archive of
The Catalina Islander
Avalon, California
Lyft
July 2, 1924     The Catalina Islander
PAGE 12     (12 of 12 available)        PREVIOUS     NEXT      Full Size Image
 
PAGE 12     (12 of 12 available)        PREVIOUS     NEXT      Full Size Image
July 2, 1924
 

Newspaper Archive of The Catalina Islander produced by SmallTownPapers, Inc.
Website © 2019. All content copyrighted. Copyright Information.     Terms Of Use.     Request Content Removal.




PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA WOULD THE EOUIPMENT OF YOUR BOAT WE ARE Refined Crude On Billowing Waves Lives of great anglers Sometimes remind us, We nlight land a bluefin, too. If we'd kee1) our early breakfast From departing to places new. "Is your girl right handed or left handed ?" "Neither. She's second-hand."-- Yellow Jacket. "~onle "narried men are wise enough to know that th.~, must only dictate to stenographers."--Ex. Not a Kitchen Garden TIMES CHANG~ "Yuh know," sam L)t]l;e thoughtfully, "when ! was it was eonsitlel'ed bad Has your wife a snnkcn garden .: sttlff 3"our lnotlth full of _ No. but you shouhl see her The audience listened. ,, kitchen sink( "Yes, md m inners tllel], 0~ll --- the ,luke."Just shows I1~"~] a ltlckv llillllbei-.~" change. It w~ts bad znallrler[t~!I~ ".-ks many fish "as you can catch your nlollth trill of food L.i41 iu one day." these (ltlyS, a[ tile pl'esellI ~141 Had Quite a Rsaction practically iUll).ssible !" ~ " i[ "lack is perfectly devoted to that ~['imes-Distmt('h. j illI~[ .FOR. b/oude. His familv think it i~ a case of hypnotism.'; By Easy StaOes',.~'ll "Huh! Looks more like chemical "You're at the wrong P~=illil| attraction."--Snn Dial. Cel'[lerus. "This is the gate l,~m[ .... to the infer,,al regions, ,vhll~;ll At the Casino passport to heaven that z- l[l tte--Last night I drcmt | was tlanded me." .~l~l married to the most wonderful "I know it," said the depar[~0~ gM in the worht. RUNNING LIGHTS LIFE PRESERVERS She--Oh, Charley ?\?'erewe wearily, "but it ailows me a .~[I RIDING LIGHTS CUSHIONS halqlV? " ,,ere. :to. see rn, fro,, "" I've got to mak~ the eBa~ "ill She--Could you go over that dam FOG HORNS . FIRE EXTINGUISHERS without hurting yourself? ally." ~ Ill WHISTLES PILOT RULES He--I d'no; wily? History of Human She--Fish do.--Sun I)iaL a newspaper nmn met a" ~1 IATALINA HARN E COMPANY "Is mv wife forward?" asked the "What no*Ill passenger on the limited. former. III "She wasn't to me, sir," replied det~tff,,w, ~l' the condnetor, politely.--Pitt Pan- ,I.,n !" xO.iln a 2;;0|11 earner wistfully, "Do you wZitlll, Hairpin Weight laborator?"--N{w York lgveV~'ll ._ , .... ~ Bert---Betty, how much do you ~__~._._.__._--~ [ J -- -- weigh since {'oH had your hair b'ob- ~1~ ~ K::~::~ ~ ~:::~1~ 0q~::=:~ I~ ~ bed ? - " Betty--One hundred and twenty- Jazz Contortions" NA, TIONAL JANTZEN WEEK i three and three hair pins. " orchestra"The leadingisa hard-workiz~gtrn'bnist ill.'.~:elew,w~:4 Mixed Their Gorges th"I wish lie wouldn't twisting! She--Don't you remember that Is way and that, m)w lmldt ~14 YOU GET R wonderftfl gorge back of "Chicken"tween his knees and the neX " | i Johnnic's ? raising it above his head." | ~~ , ,/.~ He--I shouhl say [ do. It ,,'as '~Eh?" .r,.l~, A NEW the finest "bootleg'; [ ever tasted! "He reminds' me of a nian t~lfll -'~K~.-- dre'~ a cork