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PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA [] [] SPECIAL TEA KETTLES ROASTERS COVERED SAUCE PANS PRESERVING KETTLES PECOLATORS COLANDERS DISH PANS DOUBLE BOILERS STARTING THURSDAY, 9 a.m. CATALINA HARBWABE COMPANY Re fi Crude Swimming, Bathing, Parading Qucstion--A reader wants to know what's the difference between a swim- mimz suit and a bathing snit ? Answer--There usuallv is a lot of material difference, lqowevcr, both costumes are used extensively for the same pUrl~ose--l)arading. Honk ! ! \Virile you were reading this, Henry Ford made ten dollars.--Lampoo,L He Probably Fell Ha~d Bo--You know Hennessy, who was always off women ? Well, he fell for a skirt at last, Zo--Tell us about it. Be--He tohl one of these Scotch Highlanders that his knees were bony. --Washington Coltnnbus. l)o you drink liquor ? Sure, what (lo you think ] do with it ?--Carolina Boil" VVeevel. 1'11 be Damned! Although a judge can only say, "yell be hanged," while a bishop can say, 'You be damned," yet the fact remains that when a judge says you be hanged, you will be hanged.--Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern. Her Accomplishmlmt My. daughter's very clever. She's learned to play the piano in no time. Yes, I've noticed she does.--Punch. A fool there was and he hitched his star (Even as you and I) To a battered flivver all mud and tar-- We called it a joke that had gone too far But the fool, he called it his motorcar (Even as yon and l) --Yale Record. THE D1FFEREN0~ I walke(t in back of \ co-ed ()I1 lily x, va_v from claSS .\nd honestly .\s she walked along ,";he glanced at her In :it least ]talf of the~ shop- \Vindows !!!! 1 walked in back of :\ male student On my way from claSS Aml as he walked And as I watched I ruminated on The difference in The vanity Of man and woman For where the co-e~ Had admired hersel In half the shop This Male l)idn't miss "A single one.--Georgia ____J The Question I don't see how we can g01 rope this summer. You know it's on the count. Yes, but have they that bank ?--The Harvard According to statistics more armed men in there were before the war. must have soilie protecnon Peace that is raging It Depends h "A man is never older than " declared the ancient "Now I fecl as a two-year. "Horse or egg?" as young thing brightly toi 13ranson--What you ought your coht is to take quinine " Sonleigh--I'm sorry, but 147 cures I've pronlised to yours.--Pierson's \Veekly. Overheard at the St. Catherirte Going Through with Husband--"\Vell, what shall we or- \aiter--\Vhere's that [] der?" gave you with your pie ? ill ~qfe--"Is there anybody in the din-FroshIOh, l" thought that F~~'=OI" "01'. "4,- #~0C~==30,~lll~ .ning room that we know?" lower c,'ust.--I'tlncll Bowlj_ 0 ailtzen l Razz--I thought veal lWOlllised Hie Change the Bait that yon wozil(hl't Slllokc any 111oro. \Vhat is news ? l torace Berry--1 did. onc.e said: "If a (lo,,e, bites at not news; but if a' man b*t~ ! .alhing" !"l~jnt you are'sll/Oking as llltlch as that's ncWS'''ever." "\Veil, that isn't any more, is it ?"-- Extending the Tioe Texas Ranger. Bill--\Vhv are you going to for your xacation'~ U iris ~~ U A Comedy in Three Acts jii'~l__lla\,e only got a we_______~ Act [--A student an(t two pints, want to make it lo0k like a , Act I|IA student and one lfint. Act Ill--One pint.--Georgia~Cracker." MICKIE SAYS- I am from Missouri, von have to ~'~-- show Hie. Bk)~ I am froln Elgin, watch me.--Michi- ~ OIL 6'rocK'3, ~OId~ ~ gan Gargoyle. ~ IM GER.I~IM, I lCdkRKe= "That rich ohl codger, Jones, is a / O'l-lEl~'e ~oPEI4D "Xt4~il pretty titzht-fisted cuss, isn"t he?" ~ 1~O)4~-M ~l~14OlklI OUt "Yes ; all his relations are afraid that k (~$~UL/~I ~Y~'~R~' hc is so stingv he won't even give tip ~t la~Rt"~t"~ ~l~,~ his ghost."--~dale Record. 0 0 Getting the View i i gur advertisement said that at ttfis hotel there is a beautiful view for miles and nliles. So there is. Just put your head out of that window and look" up.IRecord. ~ Mother---That was very foolish, ([atl- ghter clear, going riding with Robert after the dance.