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PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA ISLe! ,' ....... , WHISPERING RoCK 1 Refined Crude AT PEBBLY (Continued flora Page 1. Cl~t~llb"~ i built, and we walked over the][ IF a trail, which fell into disUSed~l I bui,ting of the roads along w| Both Guessing and also over the hills. [ II A well-known artist whose picture of Rock Crushing pla~t,~ !1 a group of angels had created a sen-Another feature of prese~e~ sation came across a pavement artist, at Pebbly Beach is the ~2~| "I'm So-and-So," he said. "I paintedcrushing "plant built by Gra"~[,. the picture of the angels of which of Long Beach. They ha)'ei~"~h!ish everyone is talking. Your work shows drawingprmise;?"but what is that fish you are oVerplant,$350,000which reqin.mredthe"ins ta,aO%J[li1"2 'aY~u%~It~~.r! 0tkl.~'*' structmn. It ~s now ~s|~e~. "A sturgeon, sir," replied the man. crushed rock for use on varlon~"~ "But have you e.~er seen a stur- ing operations and road co..tlj(, ,~ geon ?" on the mainland. The mater~lli;'ul~ "Have you ever seen an angel, sir ?" ried to the mainland in gr~t~t~ Useful Wedqti matlcWhicharetwedbypwerftlLt~l -'carriers. [ - If God writes "Opportun ty on onebarges are. loaded by a system"| ~1 side of the door, he writes "Responsi- bility" on the other.--Gracey. "q ~ What of Future ~ Her Immunity \hat has the future in !!~i Presents ~After the epidemic had been checkednegress protested Pebbly Beach? We dare sa~,. old vigorously due time there will be a la~l~ when the health officers started to take ment there which quite likely ~1 h down the sign they had put up on her called "East Avalon." il I house. If you have a word of c--~he_!,t'~ll[ "Why don't you want us to take it i~)]ii~;~iificilili ~june }lrideb--'q)prec1 ttc u-~efulliltts i down?" asked one of the officers. Speak it where the sad_~ 1A,I,.~I~--- ill m'a{'i|l ' " 'Ere ain't be'n a bill collectah neah Can you coin a thot of hg~"~l ! dis house sence dat sign was nailed up. Give "it wings and speed its'~|l You-all please let it alone ?"--People's Do you know a little song~ III tl article s which Home Journal. PaSSscaiterthegladness,roundelayjoyalong.and rr-"' I [~';fOll She (icily)---No, [ will not marry All long the ways of earth'.,:l~ll[ you. When I marry it will be some --H. V;. *'" |]I one with brains. He--Yes, they say direct oppositesJust a Little DifferenCe.,~ make the best marriages--Northwest- "You've got to have a pull-m,:i~l/ ELECTRIC APPLIANCES ALUMINUMWARE ern Purple Parrot. town to get ahead," said or, ||| -- pleasure pier politicians, u:,~tl]/ HAND PAINTED CHINA VASES Add "Lexicographer's Easy Chair" "No," replied one of the P~)|]] Musical burglary--breaking into song. ers; "you've got to have a heS Ill Special Showing This Week, Mental hospitality--entertaining an a pull." ~ 11 idea. Spiritual pageantry--parading one's virtues. Moral harvesting--reap- Conversation ,,!11 CAIALINA OMPANY ing one's reward,~ Social cannibatism--~ Dn't let yur wife feel neg'le"c;i~]t living on one's friends. Lndesirable kiss in time saves nine.--Oak|~ II generosity--giving yourself away. Phil- ~ -. sophical etiquette--bowing to the in- "Worked Him 1 evitable.--Boston Transcript. "By their works you shal l A fish has been discovered in Mon- them!" exclaimed the boatrn~ii4 angler's line parted and the u']~l[ terey Bay that carries lights and can started for the Gulf of Cali{Or~" | ~.tlt If you stop to consider the Wfl~i I And to boast what your "~ worth, dear, ..lli~t Angels may come for you, Wit""| son I I ' te%tl But you'll neverbe wau~; earth, dear --MarY~ 1 your Light Tackle CltJ~d! ton. It shows that you are an and a sportsman. MICKliE SAYS--.-' '' Sign on Church~G~'f ~ I~O~'N" ~.~4~g "holler." It's nothing unusual to see ~~~I~IN~ a poor fish in this town all "lit up" and "hollering" to beat the band.--Sandbar. antzenBa 1 iris DadHadthe Poise "Before we were married you called me an angel." "I know it." "And now you don't call me any- thing." "Well, you ought to be ,glad that I possess such self-control.' -- Boston Transcript. The Daily Thrill She--Does she dress well? Him--I don't know. She plugged up the keyhole.--Boston Beanpot. ~- ' Sign--Thank You[ MObl~ ~t P~ttlkt~ O1~ ~4 Visitor--The Islander's getting to be quite a snappy newspaper. BAR.~i~,|MS ~ ~I.~HP~ Solicitor--Thank you! We have been ,I~J~40~N~ 114 Ot,ll~,, trying to bite off a bunch of new sub- ~3LOI4~t4~ Rl~M~t scriptions. Please sign on the dotted ~T AIKIY WHAV ~4~k M~,~.K~, line. ~ W~"I" ~O~ ~tk~. Cheap and Handy ~ ~4&'l[" ~D~4T~ Visitor--What is your idea of a piker? Oldtimer--A man who falls over- SA~r I~ board to get his clothes washed, r~q'~ Applied S~ience ~ ! Angler--A scientist can take a single I bone and reconstruct the entire rnam- lTla!. Boatman--So I understand. What we are trying to do now is to recon- struct a live tuna or a swordfish around that dead flyingfish. Come In and Get Yours Now Reverend Hartly will preach on hell. I Douglas, our well known tenor, will w ww-'~ ~t r~rr7 ~-~ f-~ r'~ . ~ sing, "Tell Mother I'll Be There."-- H YWUUU New York Medlev. When Hubby Knew The Best Reason for Buying in Avalon "When did you first know that you I16 Sumner Avenue, Opposite Atwater Hotel loved me ? " 'q,hen I began to get mad when Around the Corn.r--But is Pays to Walk. people said you were brainless and un- attractive.'--Pearson's Weekly.