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Filling out an applicat,ion for de-
pendent's aid, ,~ soldier answered "No"
to the qttestion of whether he had any
dependents.
But you're married, aren't you, Sam,
asked an officer, puzzled.
Yassuh, the soldier replied, but nay
wife ain't dependable.--The Gas Bag.
What excuse can we possibly give
to one of Mark Clark's 5th Army boys
in Italy for not helping him by buy-
ing an extra Bond or two? Will it
stand up? You say you haven't the
money or you haven't -been asked. If
we are spending our time thinking up
excuses for not buying extra Bonds,
we don't deserve the sacrifices being
made for us on the bloody beaches
of Europe and the Pacific. Salerno
was strewn with American bodies, not
excnses.
I,ana Turner's got nothing to rave
about. Take off tbat sweater, and
what has ~lae got ?--Take Off, A. t:. C.
Corporal Crimp entered the Army
camp hospital with lobster-red ears
swollen to twice their normal size,
his red nose peeling like a Bermuda
onion and running toward his mouth
like the Mississippi at flood stage.
"Young fellow, how'd you get such a
cold in your head and all frosted up like
that ?" the doctor inquired.
"Oh", replied the paining patient, "I
was in town and had to wait in line
two hou,s outside a movie, trying to
get in to see "Springtime in the Rock-
ies."
Sentry: r Vho goes there ?
M,ajor: Major Iones.
Sentry: I can't let you proceed
out the password, sir.
Major: Drat it, man, I've
it. You know me well enough.
Sentry: Must have the pasS'
Voice from guardhouse :
stand there arguing all night;
'im.--The Word.
Ve hear th~aot the weaker
often the stronger sex because
weakness of the stronger sex
weaker sex.--Camp Ellis NewS.
Smith: Well, I must be going.
got to see Jones about one
l"Irown: I'll go along with
rot to see him about two tens
{ire.
Vhen desiring to confer a
distinction than the Grand Cross
Legion of Honor on the hero of S
opol, Eml)ress Eugenic of France
a living rose.
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The first power-driven SaWffll
North America was at Salmon
River,Maine. In 1631, colonisti
a dam and used water power to
an up-and-down saw.
The hot springs of Arkansas
ably were visited by" De
traveled that region extensively in
Windle's History of Catalin:
tains many old-time
a map of Santa Catalina.
copy today.
.IS THERE
:IN YOUR
CELLAR?"
A sick wolf, we read, is one who
takes a turn for the nurse.--Shot'n
Shell.
After a severe air raid, Sgt. Duffy
was discovered walking down the street
swearing lustily, and clu,tching a door
knob in his hand.
What's the matter. Sergeant? he
was .asked.
Matter, roared the Irishman. Why
those dirty so-and-so's! They blowed
a saloon right out of my hand. --The
Greenwood Gremlin.
Do you know that Santa Oatalirm
h~s one of the finest all-year climates
to be found any~vhere.
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Over 30 years on the Island---
the Arden boy still serves!
laad
'lhe vears in whtch Arden Farms ha e served Catahna Is
hav(been eventful, changing" years But one. thing has rl0
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changed---the friendly relatmns between Arden and tla
Islanders In these clays our service to "on is a little harde
to maintain. The prize winning milk :nd ice cream whicla
you have always depended upon are harder to get in the fi "
tired quantities But Arden, as far as war conditions r)er t'
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ts stdl prowdlng serwce m the Arden way, maintaining t
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and friendship in the past.
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