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Barber: "Haven't I shaved you some-
where before ?"
Sgt. "Nope, I got that scar at Pearl
Ha rbor."--From Belvoir Castle.
Doctor : "What's your a v e r a g e
weight ?"
Inductee : "I dunno."
Doctor: "Well, what's the most you
ever weighed ?"
Inductee : "Hunnertan' eighty,"
Doctor: "All right. Now, what is the
least you ever weighed?"
Inductee : "Seven p o u n'd s, nine
ounces."--From The Target.
CO: "Now tell me what is strategy?"
Boot: "It's when you're out of am-
munition, but keep right on firing."--
From Tropical Turret.
WHERE BLOWS THE Will
Some time ago there was
striking cartoon in the London.
Herald which was reprinted
New York Times. It showed
soldiers on the way back to
each bearing a big bag of
hind them is a ruined city
flaming buildings blaze against
With fear in his eyes, one
crying toi the other, "But the
in this direction !"
Where blows the wind? The
cause started as a small blaze.
moved into Manchuria. We
our shoulders and said that
was on the o~ther side of the
Italy attacked Ethiopia and
"Isn't it too bad?" The Nazis
their persecution of the
In the Lincoln 01ounty (Maine) shed crocodile tears and said,
do nothing--don't interfere
News of Sept. 9, 1943, appeared the internal affairs of any nation."
following classified advertisemen*" Hitler's legions started their
" Vanted, two bovs the size of menless march over Europe and
to do the work of a pair of horses." "It does seem as though Europe
clean its own house."
i dog bite three men. " e should have known
~~~~~~~~~ Vifey--Downtown todav I saw a
i.~ Itubhv-- Vas the dog mad? who have had experience with
" -- or a carelessly thrown away ci~
! ~ men were fm'ious, can bring devastation to acres (
"! ~ Saleslady--Oh, the darling hat!It berland, engulfing farms and vv
i ~ i makes 3i'adanle ten years VOtlnger":+," as it sl)reads. ~ sk
Cus*,omer--XVon't (]o. I can't afford Where blows the wind. A
who first bombed civilians~ask
to put on ten vears every time I take as :l~ey stand in their ruined
off mv hat.
with their dead arcmnd then1.
DON'T FORGET SUNDAY, MAY 14TH He's a pre-war a randpa, he's bent and started all this ? The German
s Day i
j Mother gray,
His evesi)ht's failimz, but he's classed surrendered their bodies and
even before the war began, air
-1-. ~ " are now l)owerless to cont.ro/
--The Lincoln Log.
J Gifts T? destiny. Vhere blows the wma
---o-- It is right to be merciful---bl
REMEMBER MO ER :--- IT S HER DAY A hick toven is one where there is right to l)d maudlin. Twice in;
no place to ~o that you shouldn't
We were not blameless in ell
Bea"tifttl,~i celh)phane "~ " --Grenade, Camp Wt~ite.eration have these fires been 1
wrapped
FREE
OF
CHARGE.
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" as 100 last. ~ dis~l'aceful condition?" tion but did not--but neither
Pvt: "Two Mps, sir.",we the ones who started the fi
C. O.: "I)runk, I suppose wind is blowing--the fires are
: ~~'~dl~zlt~: ~:~': ~~'~" Pvt. : "Yes sir, both of them.' --and racing with the speed of
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Maritimer: "Hello, Betty, can I see
you tonight ?"
Girl: "Sure thing, Herbert, come on
over."
Maritimer: "But this isn't Herbert."
Girl: "And I'm not Betty, but come
on over."---From Command Post.
"Tell me,' 'gushed the inquisitive and
doting matron, "do you ever do any-
thing in the nude?"
"Well, Madam," retorted the soldier
artist, "occasionally I take a bath."
----Skyline, Fort Sumner.
Income tax assistant: "I added these
figures ten times."
.Boss: "Good boy."
I. T. A, : "And here are the ten an-
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--Baxter Bugle.
Pastor: "Johnny, what is your age ?"
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awkward age."
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