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PAGE. TWELVE THE CATALINA Here Are The Things That Make Housework Easier ~]pHIS week we are making a special display of the House- JL hold Utilities which help so much in housecleaning. VACUUM CLEANERS Carpet Sweepers Mops and Broonm Carpet Beaters Brushes Curtain Stretchers Tack Hammers Clothes Lines Serew Drivers Clothes Racks Furniture Polish Curtain Fixtures Paints, Wax, etc. Come in and vlek out the helpful Utilities you need. A ttA.RI Refined Cru de Lusty Language l.ady--"lsn't it xxomlcrful ho\~ a si.~le policeman can dam the t]m~ ,,t" I raflic ?" Boyw"Ycs, .urannic; but you shouhl hear the bus drivcrs."ILondon Tat- lcr. ,. lie w:ts a darky" on trial for making" whiskey. "~"hal's vour name ?" asked flit jud~:e. "Joshua, suh." "Arc yon the Joshua that made thc Sllll sto1) ?" "Naw. suh---I'se dc ~mc what made lhe lllO(inshille." Girls Will Be Girls "[{ow d~ 3ou like that new marc of yours ?" "Oil, fairly" well. But ] wish [ had bought a horse. She's always stop- ping. to look at herself ill the water puddles." Famous "I don't know ]~111 Oil lily way ther "Keep the home Nero. "Nic lion,pret "The first hardcst."--M cthusela "Treat 'Clll "l'm sorry 1 have h~se for my "Keep your shirt on. beth. "Don't lose your .Mary. "So this is "The bigger they Ihev fall."-L-1 )avid. "lt floats."--Noah. "You cant keep a "Theresa foe,1 --P, arnunl. Too Much Y. poet at a wind along. The poet gan to pen a song- moment a blond cam. was so very' pretty s two. An then there girl, and she was no gave a lot of color verse. The poet couhl not a right--he should brunette.--Louisville l'rospectlxc (;uest--"ls this a truiet l'OI I1/1 ?" l.andlady--"SHrc, all' it's that qulel l)addy (just It;~011~011~011~g~ll~ll~10ll~0ll~elll~ yc can hear thena blasting for an aud corrc W allarlnlcnt h.nsc next d.or."--Life,dcrstand whal [ say ~ Small daughter t I "[~,n.es must be prctlv welt fixed if- "\Vill you broadcas nanciallv." 1 have~t quite got Y "Well, every lil"nc that l set' him he has the hiccu'ps." . A Tra~ - -or,se ,, ,,,list be lhrce years si,,cc [ saw"\ lt'sPeanutheartlaYwas 'ilia' ar me Ba ,,,,o,, ,,,o,,t, , "Rcaily ! \Vcll, I wouhhft ha\ e I'cam~t butter. ight know,l you except for ,hat dress '" -~----/'~W'a :, tomorrow n Kindhearted Slowness Oh, HoW " I ~ "It is not ahvays tile fastest manMusician--"l'm afra that wins lhe race," said the philos.,- a mistake. I am ce~ ~- ~ pher. but ;t thmior of llltlSl "No," said the physician, "the slow-Ohl Ladv--"Oh ye O est man oflen ca,'ries home lhc spri,1- "lhat's wh;" [ ca,he t' -- ~ 0 U miss half the fun unless you M ter thai has bllrlled out his reserve Stlch a terrible slllglllg go in costume, cne,'~v and fallen bv tilt' ,,avsidc." "unch. g "Yuur COtlSill refused to recovnize I saw lhis sign roll g me in the ~r,~cer's last night. Thinks llt);ll-bV iCC-CrCalll pal We have plenty of inexpensive I'm not his cqual, I SUl,l,OSC." TAKI: HOME' materials with which to carry out "Ridiculous! Of eourse, you are. Whv hc is nothin~ but a ('onceited II will lie ~ood whe~.. idio{ !" lnquisifivc--Jt'st ~te \Vith breathless inlcr.cst the class sir. \Vhn's ;aolng " listened to the teacher's aco,unt of her man? HEYWOOD'S ! encounter with a traml,. I'cte (badly~bea: \,Vilh drantatic gesture she reached l)id you vote for na the climax of her slorv, and then con-i,%)~eat_C_y , ..,a eluded bv saving, "Ami then 1 fainted." bittle "BolYbie gazed with awe alld admiratiou at his teacher, and was the Slickcr--\Vhat are I] Io kill." first to hreak lhe silence, losh--\Vi(low"; w ,i Tits But Reemon for Buyi-g in Av-ton "With ver left or ycr l'iRht ?" he asked, bax e to say ,,Wdt l 11| Sumner Avmm , Opposite Atwater Hold g Correct ,,ill. j CLOSED ON SUNDAYS little mouse does?" i Johnny--"Naw." Willie H ar(lcasc"- Aroumd the Cos.nor---But is Pays to Walk. ~ Teacher--"Ttaat's right." you sent 1 c to thaL J ]mini'ass wasn't." "This weather d.es not ag,'ec withMothcr--"Hc wj me." . , \Villie--No~-I bl "That'snot surprising. It doesnt yelled just like a ILu ~ ~, I,~,~- -i~.~mi-- aj- ' -'11~0 evenagree with tile weather man. ikmerican le@on She (anxious to imprcss)--"l'vc just put my furs into, cohl storage!" He--"Cohl storag,e! That's a good one! Never heard itcalled that be- fore; my cuff-linksand "~vatcharc there, too." The Boss--"\Vhat -- such language ? Ar. , Nagging \Vile (as bedtime hour up- her~e or am l?" ~, t~0t' proaches)--"ls evervthing shut up for Jones--"I know lt~ the night ?" " ' ager." Mr.' Hcnl~eckI"That d.ependson The Boss--"Very w y'Otl--cxerylhing else is." are not the manager: talk like a blamed idt M osc--"~A'as v.' wife speechless o~rapher. ',vii h l'aue.~'' Sam~'"Mv wife nebah u;its datmad." Damning the u,q g mc with vOlt ~xhv?" : ~ything that will "'['rohahlv because it's his face." 1.retry?" . Poet--"XVell, lust New York Tranquillity check on it and