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PAGE TWELVE THE CATALINA ISLAND [] i i i i ii i iii i iii i i i i i ~1111 Pieces, 89 cents With Lid, 89 cents THIS IS ANOTHER OF OUR MONTH-END SPECIALS WHERE YOUR DOLLAR GOES FARTHER CA ALINA H RDWARE CO Refine Crude Method or ~'ladness Y\ votEt~ tttat, rttsh,_,d rx) tl'~e s:cam,2r pier " Thursday and said to Officer Bates: "Let u~e throu~tl the gate. sir." "You are too late for the steamer/' sail the o~cer. "1 don't care anythin~ about thaL" returned the visitor. "[ want to chase the boat out of the bay so that [ cart go fishing tomorrow" "l'vc had enough burnt offerings." said the impatient husl)and, as he picked up the silver platter to hock ~t and ~et a square nlea[. , Education Graduate--\Vhat's eating you ? Undergrad--Nothing. Ant [ going less? Graduate--Migod, such ignorance! Hopeless Reformer--My dear fellow, are you troubled with evil thoughts ? Hard-boiled--Naw. [ ain't troubled with 'era, I like 'em.--t'urple Cow. "Who's that guy you were talking so nice to?" "Aw, that's my oht family druggist." "What did he say?" "No."--Louisville Trolley Topics. ] aseba HEADING OFF FATHER Beide-Elect: I think we should married at high noon. Don't y0~ p~ dear? Happy Man: Fine. That will gl~ ~ Us time to have yOur father's chet~ ~'~ certified before the bank clolelg L~_' TUT-TUT He kinked a fishworm on his And "threw out" in the raging Then settled down upon the bank In expectation of a yank. Old Sol arose and smiled and set, And, holy smoke, already yet He still was holding down the In expectation of a yank! The Value of Variation True Courtesy "Why do you constantly favor methods of taxation?" Freshman--You surely are a,good "[ consider it necessary," said dancer, tot Sorghnm, "to enable the peo[ Co-Ed--Thank you. I'm sorry [ look forward to some kind of a ch can t return the compliment. If we can't satisfy 'era, we can at lei Freshman--You could if you were askeep 'eta hopefuU'--Washington SI~. big a liar as I am.--Mugwump. Stimulating Breeze Paid for the Job "My. isn't the ocean breeze sti~ Hotel Visitor--Have ! left anything? lating?" Bell Boy--No, sir. But did you find"Yes, it must cow.~ fr~::~ beyond a quarter I dropped here when I was three-mile limit." taking your grip down stairs ? i! He Must Drink? I~I Women may not be as clever as men Messenger Boy (with telegram iI , ..... ~ at figuring out other things. But they a are cleverer than men when it comesMr. Smith rings at two in the mo I ing)--Does Mr. Smith live here ? ii. to figuring ont trouble that never will homas ~at hYmale ~'ce '~earil'-~e~' b~~ "~-~ "'~m io ~chan e happen.--Arkansas " ..__ g~ Admiration Absent Ambiguous It "[ get as many as twenty or thirty te!ephone calls a day." Missiortary--And do you know no My, how popular! All admirers, Iin whatever of religion ? "i suppose ?' Cannibal--Well, we got a taste ol "No. Wrong numbers."--Worcester when the last missionary was here Evening Gazette Boston Transcript. Got His Number Catalina will give you the rest ! "He acts like a derlict on a dance your life. Come to Catalina. and on :h* bay he :tupus. Rescued in Mid-Air floor:' "Yes, anti on the bay he's Even-MICKIE SAYS-- i rude.--Octupus____~. __ __ f~ -'------K~ Rescuec in 4id- dr POOR I The other day one of the Avalonites L V~ ~x'o~ ~1% ~l~l,,,'~f~ P/~.P~g was called to the long distance phone. ] ~.~X. t4~ ',% "G.~"Pr~'I~ ~O~ } i In rushing to the instrument, he fell. ~ p~EReo '~14t~,I ~41~ Oo~14 R~_I~D" ( While on his knees, he yelled: "Hold ~1 ~:MF.~M.I-'~ ~'f~ ~ gt~l~l~t~4E} the air, operator, Ill be there in a ~ IM 14~$ ~n/t~"e~lNi~/ minute !" Beats Him to It ~N'~t"-'~~~ i Sarn Simpsn--[ heard yur brther ( 7~/ died and left a lot of money. Brother--Yes, our faithful officer I SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL shot him before he got out of the ~2~ bank. tquettes and Sweaters Was Hope Lady--Tobe, I'm sorry to hear your k WE HAVE EVER HAD wife s got a divorce, ONLY ONE OF A KIND--AND ALL DIFFERENT Tobe--Yessum, she done gone back I FROM ANYTHING EVER SHOWN to Alabama. Lady--Who will do my washing now ? ON THE ISLAND Tobe--Well, mum I'se co'tin' again, and I co'ts rapid.--P. E. Magazine. HEYWOOD,s co_._ ,,Would you mind driving a little slower, old man? "Not getting scared, are you? The Best Reason for Buying in Avalon "Oh, no, nothing like that, but I'd hate to take an unfair advantage of my 116 Sumner Avenue, Opposite Atwater Hotel life insurance company."--New York Around the Corner--But is Pays to Walk, Sun. Watch the world come to Catalina. t/',Jcr~